Qantanomics, The Economics of Cancelled flights and more.

Qantanomics is where “The Spirit of Australia” look after the bonus pool with no regard for  “those annoying people who take up valuable space on the aircraft”.

As previously indicated, I was rolled by Qantas due to “Industrial Action” but that did not seem to stack up this morning.  Qantas fly two direct flights from Melbourne to Canberra each week day before 9 AM.  The first flight (7:20AM) is a 767-300 and the second (8:30AM) is a 737-800.  Based on their own data, that would give you somewhere in the vicinity of 390 to 420 seats in a combination of Business and Economy seating configurations.  On Tuesday(25/10/2011), Qantas  then cancelled the first flight and ran a full 737-800 on the second flight.  This would indicate that they calculated they were taking a bath on the seat yield across the two flights so conveniently dropped the first flight and blamed the ongoing industrial action for the cancellation.  Good one, you must think we are fools.

The other side of Quantanomics is the yield that can be extracted before flyer start drifting access to Virgin Australia.  Since July I ave flown to Canberra every week and in August, I had a side trip to Brisbane.  In this period, I have spent over $12,500 and on my present flying regime, I will not break out of  the  entry level flyer status, Silver flying every week till Christmas so looks like the investment in the Qantas Club was a necessary requirement!

Tired using the iPhone app to check in.  I did and see what happened:

When I asked about this in the Lounge, the response was the problem must be with my phone – checked that, no problem, wrong app – checked that, no problem.  Ahh well it could not possibly be our (Qantas) fault as you were checked in successfully.  I hope the people who manage aircraft safety do not work on the iPhone app’s!

The great disconnect

It’a Thursday and I am on my home early this week. I am working out of Bourke Street this Friday and looking forward to the change of scenery.

The Disconnect!

Oh my! I got a email from Qantas this week telling me about all the wonderful improvements Qantas are making to the service. Some one forgot to tell the staff.

The Canberra Qantas club was akin to a tip and they charge for the privilege. The cleaners must have gone on strike and taken the cleaning products with them – I anticipate a bout of Qantas Club belly. This is similar to Bali belly except you pass nothing other than water because there is no food!  The other disconnect was the seating on the flight – lets just say there was a bit of seat swapping after we took of to “even” the load.

It would appear that the recycling push is off this week. Plenty of rubbish but nothing to put it in but at least we got DINNER !

The quality of the produce brings a tear to the eye.

20/10/2011

 

 

Qantas goes “mad” and Mt.Kosiosko

Last week I had a few comments about the amount of packaging and recycling, so I did my bit this week by NOT using the recycling bag and out everything in the used cup.  I had to laugh, the guy sitting in the row in front of me asked for a beer and had to pay $6 for the privilege.  In a very Virgin manner, that also asked for correct change!  As I was on a $838.00 fare this week – the cheapest I could find return MEL – CBR – MEL – I felt they should be giving us NV Lafite Rothschild – see price guide! http://www.wine-searcher.com/find/lafite+rothschild

 

On a lighter note the view of Mount Kosciuszko was fabulous.  It was sitting in a gap between the clouds and still has a decent snow coverage.  I know why, it was 1 in Canberra on Wednesday morning!

14/10/2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Qantas goes Guinness and Aboriginal translations

Well what a week. The TWU strikes were on and then off but no matter, Qantas struggled on.   And oddly enough all ran smoothly.

I am on the 3PM flight thus week and a meal was not on the menu but a snack was. What we did get was the Qantas entry for the Guinness Book of Records Viennese Éclair.  It got me thinking about that magical 1984 movie Ghost Busters with Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd and Sigourney Weaver and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, I can feel seat fever coming on and it in only a 1:20 minute flight!

On another interesting topic, I did some research this week into Aboriginal names in corporate Australia and found that the literal translation for Qantas in ALL ancient Aboriginal dialects is “late or delayed”.  Well they got right!

Home at last and I look forward to next week’s adventure. And the upside is only 11 weeks remaining in Canberra this year before Christmas holiday shutdown.

Stay tuned,

D

7/10/2011