5700 Flights a week and 60 destinations

What a start to the week away. Last week I got email indicating that my regular 7:20 flight to Canberra had been cancelled. I found it in the spam filter! So after being moved to the 8:30 flight I got a text message to say my flight had been cancelled. Not to worry, it was the same flight. It would appear that I was not the only person who spam filters had problems with Qantas emails.

You would think that nearly 100 years of pedigree and more than 5000 flights a week, the “Spirit of Australia” would run a slick operation, well think again. Board plane 8:10, close front door 8:30, finish loading cargo 8:40, forget to close cargo door – check 8:45, find tug driver and taxi out 8:55 and finally take off 9:10. It took an hour to go 400m and this is not uncommon. Remind me again how many flights a week they handle. Experience count for nothing in this game and furthermore, they were not on strike.

Anyway, let’s focus on what is important, my stomach! I have spent a lot of time dissecting Qantas’s take on Dinner, well Breakfast isn’t what it once was!

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The only item that I consume is the coffee – still not bad, the same can not be said for the muffin.

Next time at commuterflyer, the economics of cancelled flights and holy moley, I did my BAS (quarterly tax statement) and you should see the amount I pay Qantas and what I get for the money.

The great disconnect

It’a Thursday and I am on my home early this week. I am working out of Bourke Street this Friday and looking forward to the change of scenery.

The Disconnect!

Oh my! I got a email from Qantas this week telling me about all the wonderful improvements Qantas are making to the service. Some one forgot to tell the staff.

The Canberra Qantas club was akin to a tip and they charge for the privilege. The cleaners must have gone on strike and taken the cleaning products with them – I anticipate a bout of Qantas Club belly. This is similar to Bali belly except you pass nothing other than water because there is no food!  The other disconnect was the seating on the flight – lets just say there was a bit of seat swapping after we took of to “even” the load.

It would appear that the recycling push is off this week. Plenty of rubbish but nothing to put it in but at least we got DINNER !

The quality of the produce brings a tear to the eye.

20/10/2011

 

 

Qantas goes “mad” and Mt.Kosiosko

Last week I had a few comments about the amount of packaging and recycling, so I did my bit this week by NOT using the recycling bag and out everything in the used cup.  I had to laugh, the guy sitting in the row in front of me asked for a beer and had to pay $6 for the privilege.  In a very Virgin manner, that also asked for correct change!  As I was on a $838.00 fare this week – the cheapest I could find return MEL – CBR – MEL – I felt they should be giving us NV Lafite Rothschild – see price guide! http://www.wine-searcher.com/find/lafite+rothschild

 

On a lighter note the view of Mount Kosciuszko was fabulous.  It was sitting in a gap between the clouds and still has a decent snow coverage.  I know why, it was 1 in Canberra on Wednesday morning!

14/10/2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Qantas goes Guinness and Aboriginal translations

Well what a week. The TWU strikes were on and then off but no matter, Qantas struggled on.   And oddly enough all ran smoothly.

I am on the 3PM flight thus week and a meal was not on the menu but a snack was. What we did get was the Qantas entry for the Guinness Book of Records Viennese Éclair.  It got me thinking about that magical 1984 movie Ghost Busters with Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd and Sigourney Weaver and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, I can feel seat fever coming on and it in only a 1:20 minute flight!

On another interesting topic, I did some research this week into Aboriginal names in corporate Australia and found that the literal translation for Qantas in ALL ancient Aboriginal dialects is “late or delayed”.  Well they got right!

Home at last and I look forward to next week’s adventure. And the upside is only 11 weeks remaining in Canberra this year before Christmas holiday shutdown.

Stay tuned,

D

7/10/2011